So, in lieu of doing anything productive like cleaning the house, looking for jobs, sleeping, or writing Twixie clop, I spent the past couple hours researching my wife's old G1 pony toy collection, and identifying all of them.

Back Row: Moondancer (Year 2), Locket (Year 5), Little Flitter (Year 6), Skydancer (Year 6), Coco Berry (Year 6), "Pony Bride" (Year 7)

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If you haven’t seen Avengers Infinity War yet, don’t. I just watched it, and it is a flawed movie as a whole. The whole movie was pointless, and all Marvel did was cut several actors off their payroll. That’s really all you need to know. I’m trying not to give anything away, but just don’t go see it unless you like needlessly overcomplicated story that takes your heart and kicks it in the d*ck several times over before proceeding to kill everything you loved about Marvel. Congratulations

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And I came across this.
Spoilers ahead! Alert!

First of all: Why the f*ck does she frickin look like Starlight Glimmer?! That's not right!
Second of all: Why did it have to be a frickin alicorn!? She could've been a pegasus or a unicorn!
Third of all: Why are the wings so frickin huge!? She's only a foal for Celestia's sake!

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This is a rant on spoilers. Ignore this if you want.

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ITS F*CKING SNOWING!!!! THERE'S F*CKING FROZEN DROPLETS CALLED F*CKING SNOW FALLING FROM THE F*CKING SKY!!!! I WOKE UP HOT AS F*CK YESTERDAY MORNING BUT NOW THERE'S COLD WHITE SH*T ON PEOPLES ROOFS OF THEIR CARS AND F*CKING HOUSES!!!!! F*CK THIS STATE!!!! F*CK F*CK F*CKY F*CK F*CK F*CK!!!!! GGRRRRAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!!

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Recently, I got a request from Unclever Hans to be a pre-reader for his story in light of my occasional reviews.

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I want to start off by saying I'm a good man. I pet puppies, volunteer when I can, write humorous porn for the masses, and generally just existing is a service to all of you. It takes a lot to get under my thick potato skin but sometimes somebody says something that just...

Feckin pisses me right off

And funny enough it's always on someone elses story or artwork where we see the fine specimen "Entitius Doucheus."

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Sweetie Belle gains a soul —by Bad Dragon

CHAPTER 6:

I didn’t like being alone with Rarity in the bathroom. I preferred open spaces that would allow me to escape if I felt the need for it. Worst of all, she seemed to be getting ready for one of her tedious monologues.

Sister’s am I right? Can’t live with em? Can’t stuff em back in the old baby-maker?

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So I've got like 2 big WIP's, a few small oneshot WIP's, a Christmas special for one of the big WIP's, etc... so guess what I'm currently writing?

A stupid thing I came up with because I thought of a silly title and I wanted to use it.

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